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I write weird, funny, dark things no one asked for.

My writing career peaked as a kid when I won a contest to write a slogan to get people to pick up their dog's shit.


My writing has appeared in places like Catapult Story, Vol. 1 Brooklyn, Split Lip Magazine, and The Sun, and I’ve been nominated for a Pushcart Prize.


I live in England on an imaginary farm with my imaginary animals who may also be a Metallica tribute band.


I am available to hire if sighing loudly is something you look for in a writer.


Sad Janet was my debut novel, my second novel Thoughtless is coming soon!


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